Tonight my puppy showed me love,
She brought me in a treat.
A sloppy, slimey, slippery SLUG!
(She knows that I like meat.)
Yesterday, it was a bug,
A beetle, huge and black.
All curled up dead, feet in the air,
Now how can you beat that?
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