It's Daisy Duke here...comin' by to tell you about a dog's life. Actually, living here with my family is a cinch!! They ALL think I am cute. Can you believe it - they LIKE my doggie kisses. Mom says it saves water.
I like shoes a lot, so no one can be too messy around here. Just leave your shoe down, and BANG--I've got it and the chase is on. I really like to rip up Dad's crossword puzzles. You should see him jump up nd yell "No." Pretty funny.
My sister, Martha, buys me tons of toys. But to tell you the truth, I'd just as soon eat tulips. And the TV guide tastes pretty good, too.
I'm learning when it's okay to bark, and when it's not. Mom keeps telling me "quiet," but I don't want to be quiet. Besides, she runs that horrible vacuum cleaner whenever she wants. Dogs have ears too, you know.
I really like it when someone visits, but I get so excited, I sometimes piddle a few drops. I'm so embarrassed, I just HAVE to remember NOT to do that.
I still like to snuggle, though, and that always wins 'em over. So, it I've done something naughty, I just look cute, and sit on someone's lap--then trouble disappears. I can tell you this much--those big soft brown eyes have a terrific effect on humans.
I'll be talkin' to you again, but I have decided that this is a pretty good place to be. I'm glad they adopted me.
With love, Miss Daisy Duke